Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good:
Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad:
You can't find your birth control pills
Worse:
Your daughter borrowed them
A friend of mine said he and his son were at the grocery store
when his son (about 9) asked him what "Oriole sex" was. I
told him the store wasn't a proper place to talk about it, but
I'd explain it to him on the way home. On the way, I decided to
tell the truth and explain it fairly graphic and clinical. I thought
I did pretty good until my son said, "Oh, you mean like a blow
job, huh?"
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing".
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth...
Ruined the whole fucking thing.
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